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Mark Crimi
Artist | Professional | Varied
United States
I'm an Artist/Humorist/Outsider.
"Siri told me to make a left hand turn at the I did."
-Mostly Everybody


"Siri told me to make a left hand turn at the I did."
-Mostly Everybody
"God came to me in a dream and told me to be drunk by 8AM every morning."
-Kathy Lee Gifford
To me, one of the best parts about life are the commercials.
My main passion in life is to become as much like my toaster oven as possible.
Wanting to fit into a disgustingly sick society is like wanting to get the plague just because everybody else has it.
New year resolution: To devote my life to Bugs Bunny.
Olive twig on ancient cardboard, illustration titled "Winning" by your's truly. I hope you like.
Always remember and never forget...the best way to show your loved one's that you care about them is with silent farts.

-The More You Know
The world tends to make a lot more sense once you realize that almost everybody in it is lying.
Today I went to the mall in the hopes that someone would shoot me. 
BREAKING NEWS: Mickey Mouse has just been accused of groping Daffy Duck. News at 11, 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6. Followed immediately by fifty thousand updates on the weather. 


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DamaiMikaz Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the favorite :)
MarkCrimi Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015  Professional General Artist
Your are welcome. I like your work.